If anything can go wrong, it will
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Mother nature is a bitch
Law of Thermodynamics -> Things get worse under pressure
The Philosophy -> Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse
Quantization Revision of these Laws -> Everything goes wrong all at once
The Constant -> Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
The Law of Research -> Enough research will tend to support whatever theory
Rule of Accuracy -> When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer(Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem)
The Ultimate Truth -> No matter how perfect things are made to appear, all the above laws will take effect and screw it up
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
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This article sucks. I completely disagree.Nothing is true. May apply in exceptional cases. But law of averages throw shit at this one
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